Title: Serendipity.
Genre: General, Drama
Rating: G
Pairing: Butler/OFM
Prompt:#63 - Summer on fanfic100; #05 – Repercussions and Reverberations on the Criminality Challenge Amnesty.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: AF characters are not mine, nopes, not at all. The lyrics are taken from Situations, by Jack Johnson, they aren’t mine either.
Notes: Thanks to my betas, Chuthulupenguin, The Toaster, and Lady Game. Cheers.


( Butler moves from one place to another as he searches for somewhere to tie him down. Juliet grows up with change in her blood, but Domovoi waits patiently for change to find him. )

Aquarium: The Breaking Heart in B Minor

A remix of dim_aldebaran's Slipknot for the 2006 RemixRedux challenge. Although this fic can be read on its own, the two stories are complimentary and knowledge of one helps understanding of the other. Also, Dim Aldebaran is brilliant in a vaguely intimidating way, so you should read her anyway. I’m incredibly glad to have been given this opportunity to utilise her story as my basis, and I loved every second of the writing.

Character/Pairings: Trouble-centric; Trouble/Holly, Holly/Artemis.
Genre: Drama, Romance, Angst
Disclaimer: Trouble Kelp and other recognisable characters and situations belong to Eoin Colfer and his publishers and affiliates.
Rating: PG-13
Words: 8500
Prompts: Penelope Fish on alphabet_love; #96 - Author's Choice on fanfic100; #5 - Holly/Non-Artemis on heracleslabours.

Thanks: For those interested The White Lily and I worked out a sprite’s wingspan to be about 3.75 metres, with comparison to the average bat’s wingspan, as both sprites and bats are mammalian. We also worked out that goldfish should get the bends when moved around the Underground in different pressurisation levels, the average rates of copulation, and the probable numbers of under-60 minor fairies. Chuthulupenguin helped me out with her fishy knowledge. The Toaster pre-read the fic, and told me to shut up about it already. This help was invaluable.


( When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. )

In the RemixRedux my fic Dreamwalking was remixed by anordir into Always Together (The Multiverse Remix)

Title: Secret
Fandom: Ender’s Game
Characters: Ender, Alai.
Prompt: contrelamontre's “Kissing without kissing”
Words: 455
Rating: G
Time: 20 minutes

( A kiss. Salaam. A stolen word whispered into his ear long ago, or perhaps it was only yesterday. )

Title: Cricket
Fandom: Chronicles of Chrestomanci
Character: Oneir
Prompt: #19 – White, on fanfic100, ‘spank, hysterical, hair’ on ame_soeur
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1243
Spoilers: Decent ones for The Lives of Christopher Chant.
Warning: Moderately graphic description of fatal wounds.
Time: Closer to 60 than 50 minutes.


( Grey on the cricket bat, crimson on the grass; both brain and blood merged together on my whites. )

The Twelve Twenty Four Labours of Fandom on heracleslabours.

Complete: 2/24
Approx. words: 127 700 / 500 000
WIP: 5/22

( Teh Progress Table of Doom )

Title: Fire to Earth
Characters: Cat Chant
Pairing: Cat/Tonino
Rating: PG
Prompt: [Feb 14: 4] on 31_days, Prompts #51-#54 on fanfic100
Word Count: 1908

( Fire to Earth: A Journey of Cat )

Title: Dreamwalking
Genre(s): AU, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Holly/Juliet
Prompt: #23 – Lovers on fanfic100, Lover on alphabet_love
Status: One-Shot.
Warning: Femslash, persistent!(Holly/Juliet), multiverse fic, abstract.

( [Dreamwalking] I would tell you of my dreams, if only I knew whether you ask for my nightmares or my wishes. )

A table for alphabet_love, a multi-fandom alphabet challenge.

A.	Atomizer.	B.	Bermuda's Triangle.	C.	Cain.
D.	Dymaxion Map.	E.	Egypt.	F.	Fabergé Egg.
G.	Great Below.	H.	Hourglass.	I.	Indigo Ink.
J.	Jamais Vu.	K.	Kaleidoscope.	L.	Lover. Dreamwalking (AF)
M.	Machiavellian Prince.	N.	Necromancy.	O.	Ozymandias.
P.	Penelope Fish. Aquarium (AF)	Q.	Quetzalcoatl.	R.	Red Sunlit Garden.
S.	Sapphic Poetry.	T.	Terabilitá.	U.	Unicorn.
V.	Vitruvian Man.	W.	Words.	X.	Xanadu.
Y.	Yuletide.	Z.	Zero.

Fandoms: Artemis Fowl xover His Dark Materials
Pairing: Artemis Fowl/Will Parry
Theme Set: Gamma, on 1sentence
Over-All Rating: PG-13, with glossed-over sexual situations.
Notes: A birthday present for ze_toaster who has been trying to bully me into writing this ship for a year. This is the first fic of this ship to ever see the light of day. The prompts form a single story.

( Will remembers The Almighty, who wanted to rule the worlds, and how he died; after that Artemis’s ambition for Earth is adorably trite, or maybe it is just the look in Artemis’s eyes when Will says this. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOASTY!

HELLO 2006!

(Yes, I did fic from 2005 to 2006. I swam from 2004 to 2005. I also apologise, on behalf of Sydney, for the psychodelic hearts on the Harbour Bridge.)

Title: Five Days Flight
Fandom: Artemis Fowl
Characters: OCs, historical fic.
Rating: PG
Prompt: [Jan 01: Don’t Go] on 31_days and #07 – Days
Words: 515

( The Romans were coming. They had to leave. )

GOOD BYE 2005!!

Title: Distraction
Fandom: Chrestomanci xover Dr Who (2005 series)
Pairing: Christopher/The Doctor
Prompt: [Dec31: Time Travel is Lonely] #76 - Who
Rating: G
Words: 411

( One of these days I'll write a proper, slashy crossover for this, but as it is... well, it's a flopsy. )

Characters: Millie/Christopher
Rating: R
Prompt: [Dec 30: Your Lips Are Like a Crimson Thread] on 31_days, ‘Wandering’ on ame_soeur, #31 - Sunrise
Disclaimer: The characters, situations and worlds of Chrestomanci belong to DWJ and her publishers.
Words: 936
Time: 51 minutes

( In which there is family life, fluff, and (rather tame) sex in more worlds than you've lived in. )

Title: The Songmaster's Solo
Fandom: Chrestomanci
Character: Millie Chant, pre-LoCC
Prompt: Dec 29: Here they Sang About Tomorrow on 31_days, and #11 - Red
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters, situations and worlds of Chrestomanci belong to DWJ and her publishers.
Words: 334

( The Oracle sings the New Goddess in. )

( only a butler [Domovoi, PG-13, AU, 100w )

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( Shore [Major, Timmy, PG, 150w )

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( Irish Whispers [Juliet, PG-13, 100w )

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( Photograph [Juliet, Domovoi, PG, 158w )

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( A Chance [China and Christmas, exactly 80% Festive, G, 100w, historical!Fowl] )

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( Gold is ... [Artemis turns 18, G, 265w] )

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( Clacking of Keys. )

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( The Ring [Artemis is inspired!, G, 100w] )

( Being Alone [Millie Loses Religion, G, 200w] )

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( Being Polite [Millie Gets Religion, G, 100w] )

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( Being Politically Correct [Roger Doesn't Get Religion, G, Millie/Christopher, 100w] )

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( Legacy [Millie Reminisces, G, 100w] )

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( Sister [Janet, PG, 115w] )

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( Ring-a-Ring-a-Rosie [gen, G, 100w] )

Title: Heathens
Fandom: Chronicles of Chrestomanci
Characters: Millie, OC - Aadi Chandiramani
Summary: Millie’s first weeks at South Stafford Young Ladies College
Prompt: [Dec 24: Seule en ce lieu sauvage/Alone in a Savage World], #17 - Brown
Rating: PG
Words: 1332

( Compared to the other girls at the South Stafford Young Ladies College, Millie is a rich coffee brown. )

Title: Domestic Life Among the Exquisite Dead
Summary: Reality and insanity, seduced by a lost soul.
Fandom: Artemis Fowl
Pairing: Holly/Juliet, mentioned Artemis/Butler
Rating: PG-13
Prompts: December, #92 - Christmas, 2005 Christmas Challenge on Criminality…
Word Count: 1738
Time: 92 minutes

(Perhaps at some point I'll come back and do the edit I intended to do on this... But perhaps I won't.)

( Reality and insanity, seduced by a lost soul. )

Fandom: Chronicles of Chrestomanci
Characters: Gabriel de Witt
Prompt: Dec 18/'Art is far feebler than necessity' on 31_days, #89 - Work on fanfic100
Rating: PG
Summary: Gabriel had multiple lives before he became Chrestomanci.
Words: 924

( Necessity )